The Signs as Dumb US Laws
Aries:
it's illegal to take a lion to the movies in Baltimore.Taurus:
bingo games can't last longer than 5 hours in North Carolina.Gemini:
twins can't work at the same company in Hawaii.Cancer:
it's illegal to eat an orange in your bathtub in California.Leo:
it's illegal to sing in public while wearing a swimsuit in Florida.Virgo:
it's illegal to run out of gas in Ohio.Libra:
flirting is against the law in San Antonio, Texas.Scorpio:
it is illegal to have sex with a porcupine in Florida.Sagittarius:
chickens aren't allowed to cross the road in Quitman, California.Capricorn:
it's illegal for a man to be seen wearing a jacket and pants that don't match in Carmel, New York.Aquarius:
in New York City it's illegal to greet someone by putting your thumb on your nose and wiggling your fingers.Pisces:
it's illegal to get a fish drunk in Ohio.
